Myers-Briggs For Misfits

Those familiar with Myers-Briggs personality testing, or the Enneagram, or other 'psychology-based' assessments of character types, might be relieved to know there are alternatives.

So if you have tried this and don't seem to fit the categories, or fit all the categories, or simply suspect that God made you unique, you may be interested in new research which proves conclusively that when the experts drew up the system, some of their categories went missing.

Here they are. Now do you fit in???


Question 1

Do you like public speaking?
a) yes b) no, would rather be boiled in oil c) only at Magic Circle seminars d) don't understand the question

Key: If you answered a) you are Extrovert (E); b) you are Introvert (I); c) you are Hogworts (H) d) you are a DilBert (B)


Question 2

Do you assess situations by:
a) using your senses (sight, hearing etc)? b) using your instincts? c) going on Facebook and asking what everyone thinks? d) no

Key:
If a) you are a Sensing type (S); b) you are iNtuitive (N); c) you are a coMmittee (Mm) ; d) keep up, Bert (KUB)

Question 3

How do you regard people whose convictions may not always match your own, or even their own, eg vegetarians who eat fish as long as it hasn't got fins on, atheists who blame God for everything, TV football viewers who know the little men running round on screen can't hear but still yell at them?
a) nutters b) I may not agree with them but I understand where they're coming from and empathise totally c) they obviously had a very disturbed childhood d) what are you asking me for? what are you suggesting?

Key:
a) you are a Thinker (T); b) you are a Feeler (possibly with previous convictions); c) you are a Surmiser (Hm!); d) you are Deeply Suspicious of Everything (UGH!)


Question 4 (and the final one so answer carefully; your destiny depends on it)

Is the leading influence in your life someone who:
a) has a track record of solid achievements? b) has a good spirit? c) cares for the environment and loves all creatures especially little fluffy ones? d) gets a football team into the Premier division in one season?

Key:
a) you are a Judging type (J) (and may in fact be a judge); b) you are a Perceiving type (P) (but may be deceived); c) you are grEEn (EE); d) you are Beyond Hope (BYEEE)

Once you have proved beyond doubt who you are, from this expert-designed survey, why not tell the world? Otherwise, how would they know?